me: Dammnit, why isn't there a $10, basic copy of Beauty and the Beast on DVD?
addie: Here it is on blu-ray. Why don't you just get it on blu-ray? I mean, animation is really good on blu-ray.
me: But then I'd only be able to watch it on your TV. So you'd have to watch it with me all the time.
My boyfriend. A Man of Men.