--airing up my tires all by myself. I even used the little gauge thing
--saying "Oh I'll bring a cobbler!" and then going into massive detail on comparing cobbler techniques
--discussing marriage and babies when I suddenly realized, half my friends are engaged or married
--proudly dispensing income tax and health insurance advice far too long before my "Don't Be a Nerd" alarm went off
on the bright side though, I definitely might have ran away from a half-dead spider cricket that was behind the toilet. I might have even given out a slight shriek as I leaped, in blind fear, straight into the door jam.
Proof that I will never be a fully functional adult.
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