-I helped Addie put my patched up tire back on my car (and by help, I mean, I put down the ground mat and cranked the jack [no that's not what she said]). Realized the following:
- My car can drive for 50+ miles on a doughnut with no signs of danger. I can drive for 2 miles on a doughnut before I get white-knuckled and freaked out.
- I can tell you step by step how to change a flat tire. I can crank the jack and raise the body, and I can pop the lid off the hubcap. But that's it. I cannot for the life of me, loosen the bolts, or screw them tight enough. That's why I need strong-folk (or more than one person) around to change my tires.
- Every step of changing a flat tire (crank the jack, screw down the bolts, ride the doughnut flat, etc)
can be followed up with "that's what she said"
-it's PAY[bills]DAY! this *might* be the month where I don't have to borrow money from my parents (YEAH I'M AN ADULT I KNOW)
-had delicious Mexican food for dinner (and still am reeling in Mexi-food-coma)
-my shins hurt and I'm eating everything in sight, just like I did in middle school when I was going through growth spurts. Insert growing outward not upward joke here: ______________.
-kinda wonder what it'd be like to date a guy who's as eloquent as Kenny Powers
-have been watching old Nickeoldeon opening credit songs and laughing our balls off
-tomorrow I'm going to write so much. So. Much.
-also tomorrow, we're going bowling. sheeeeit.
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I am filling myself up on pork chops and potatoes. It's a delicious way to die.
Also, I had to borrow (haha by "borrow" I mean "take", because I am poooooooooooor) $500 from my dad in order to make all my bills in September. My very first payday from this new job is next Friday and I am SO EXCITE I CAN'T WRITE (lolrhyme).
THIS IS MY FOURTH COMMENT TONIGHT. I MISS YOU.
I miss you too! CAN'T WAIT TO HANG OUT AND BE RIDICULOUS FOR SERIOUS
I was singing Nickelodean theme songs, including Hey Dude, with the nice lesbian girl and mostly-lesbian girl I met Monday night. Must be something in the air. Across the entire country.
My sister and I used to have this Are You Afraid of the Dark computer game on our 233 MHZ or something Acer, the first family computer. Man, that game scared the crap out of me, was like the first first-person I had ever played.
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