total word count: 28,378 (over half way there!! which is good, considering this next week will wreak havoc on my word count)
length of work week: too long
intensity of work week: too intense
number of spider crickets I have straight up SLAUGHTERED this week: 6
best thing to happen today:
coming home and getting this card in the mail from my mom
Seriously, my mom is awesome :) I'm glad we share the same kind of humor. And the same fondness for western medicine.
Second best thing to happen today: eating terrifying potatoes
have you ever seen the smiley face McCain potato pancakes?
I've wanted to try them for years. And a few weeks ago, I was in a particularly saucy mood, so I bought them. I bought them, brought them home, and immediately threw them in the freezer and forgot about them. Until today.
Let me tell you.
|oh... oh mah gaw|
which was really odd, because when I held my camera over the tato's, the face recognition software picked up on most, but not all of the little faces.
|some of those souls weren't so pure|
To futher quote my friend Paul, "If you put [that pic] on facebook, the recognition software will start recommending you tag them with random missing children." And then I thought of the best, most awesome new TV show ever: a woman who works in a grocery store, but can solve murders by seeing victims and clues in her food--except for dairy, because she's lactose intolerant. The only thing she sees in dairy foods is the ghost of her dead aunt who died mysteriously in a Dairy Related incident. It's the one case she can't solve. It's the one case that haunts her. It's the one case that drives her to become---THE FOOD GHOST WHISPERER .
I know, right? I'm calling up
now, I know I've said before that I can't eat anything if I can see its face. However, I'm also a hypocrite.
Because these faces are delicious.
Especially when dipped in spicy barbeque sauce.