me: he's... oh my god, is he saying blow my whistle, girl?
me: And it's a Flo Rida song?
Shayne: You didn't know that?
me: I thought the chorus was wish you were here you were here, don't you know? And I pictured some whiney white dude singing it. I thought it was really sweet.
Shayne: Nope. It's definitely Flo Rida. And it's definitely about fellatio. Which is also sweet.
me: Well, then. I guess that explains all the whistling. My mind is blown.
Shayne: So is Flo Rida.
Ah, that moment when you feel like the oldest person in the room.
|Flo Rida, Whistle Champion 2012|