MY STATS. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

So there's this:

Totally impressive, right? I knew injecting the phrase "Justin Bieber" in each and every post would get me more google hits!

Now, I'm no statistician, but I'm pretty sure this makes me Audrey Turner, Internationally Read and Enjoyed blog-artist.

To all my readers, near and abroad:

or, You stay Classy, Universe.

In other news, I woke up to 27* weather this morning, and by lunch time, it was 60*. There's nothing more that wrecks havoc with my mood swings than spring time weather in winter. Not in a good way either, the way you think it would. It's just another episode of Adventures with Audrey's Inner Goth Kid!

And now, back to writing!