Thursday, November 29, 2012

Jenelle Evans, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Past Life Decisions

Jenelle Evans is the second place winner in the Teen Mom Train Wreck Awards (second only to Amber Portwood, who currently is imprisoned because she chose jail over a second rehab stint in Malibu).

Most of Jenelle's segments are a ride through Crazy Town. And normally they're full on ridiculous. But this week's adventure with the adamantly defensive "marijuana addict" was especially special:



I mean, wow. This is only a conversation you'd have with someone who has smoked themselves into idiocy.

Now keep in mind, the reason this girl is facing jail time is because she violated her probation. All she had to do was not smoke pot for 9 months. But, she smoked (surprise!) and failed a drug test. Then, her probation officer decided to give her a second chance, by letting her start her probation period over again.  She refused, stating: "I can't not smoke pot for another 9 months."

I guess jail is preferable to being on TV and going to college while your mom raises your kid and pays your bills?

It's ok, we understand. You did put feathers in your hair. That means something.

Man... watching Jenelle on Teen Mom 2 makes me happy that my white-trash, pot smoking friends ditched me in 9th grade because I wasn't allowed to party all weekend.




Spoiler alert: her probation officer arrested her anyway.

(third arrest, beeteedubs)

4 comments:

Cara said...

"makes me happy that my white-trash, pot smoking friends ditched me in 9th grade because I wasn't allowed to party all weekend"

I think our general awesomeness today can be greatly attributed to the fact that we were ditched by our white-trash friends in 9th grade.

Audrey Turner said...

Indeed.

Anonymous said...

Ah jest cain't kwit yer writin', Turner.

<3 again, Other Audrey

Kim said...

So NOW you don't hate me as much for not letting you party all weekend???

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