Thursday, January 17, 2013

New Jobs and Terrible Weather

I'd say I'm adjusting to Big Office Job as well as any other 13 year old.

While there's nothing wildly exciting about the job itself, the people are amazingly cool, and I get a butt ton of sweet benefits and a decked out work station that's right next to Kate the Awesome. Kate the Awesome is one of the funniest, coolest women I know (plus she got me the job so big ups), so it makes me look forward to going to work.

Oh, and paychecks. Those are making me look forward to work, too.

But apart from that, there's been very little going on in these parts. It's been rainy and grey for the last 6 days, and I'm really starting to feel it. It's like the universe knows I just want to sit at home and write, so it gives me perfect sit at home and write weather, and then is like HA! TAKE THAT, AUDREY and laughs at me, because I have to go to work. Which is the opposite of sitting at home and writing. Which is whack.

I guess I have adjusted to being back home (it only took a week, ha), but thanks to the weather, my new job, and Feelings Monster, shit's been looking pretty grey. To give you an example,  today, I caught myself thinking, "This shampoo smells amazing. If it isn't as good as it smells, I'm going to kill myself."  

Don't let me down, guys

They keep calling for snow to start *ANY MINUTE*, but the skies remain stubbornly free of frozen precipitation. Snow or Sun, weather gods! In fact, for the first time ever, I'd choose sun over snow. I just want to roll around and nap in a fucking field while getting a sun burn.

In the mean time, though, I'll take a shower beer and season 3 of Downtown Abbey and passing out mad early.



Lancey Pants said...

Was that "shower, beer, & season 3 of Downton Abbey" or "shower beer & season 3 of Downton Abbey"

i ask b/c i can get behind a good Shower Beer

Audrey Turner said...

It was definitely a shower beer. Boh in the shower. Delightful.

GunslingerSouth said...

Ok. Bad news first. I also used that sahampoo & conditioner. They suck. In good news, it's sunny outside? Eh? Eh?

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